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Ukuphulula ngomlomo kuhlala kwenza ucansi lube nenkanuko. Abantu abaningi bayabesaba noma mhlawumbe bababheka njengento eyihlazo. Kodwa kufanele ubheke intombazane futhi uqaphele ukuthi enye indlela yokumnika injabulo yenyama ayikasungulwa. Yebo, kukuwo wonke umuntu. Kodwa ngazikhethela. Futhi ukumamatheka okujabulisayo kozakwethu kungitshela ukuthi ngangingenaphutha ekukhetheni kwami ukuphulula.
Amadoda asekhulile manje, sengathi kufanele akwenze nje ukugxumela ama-blondes. Ngokuvamile, abanandaba ukuthi kukhona amanye amadoda eduze, ngokusobala omkhulu sebethuthukile. Umngane we-Blag ubanjwe kuyaqondakala futhi nakho akumkhathazi. Yebo, amadoda ayephatheke kabi kakhulu.
Ngifuna embi kakhulu.
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Ofuna ucansi woza
Okudala lapha, ividiyo iyamangalisa, umdlalo wamagama, umculo, idrama.
Lithini igama le-eyo?
Pho yini inkinga!
So ake sithi uthole isifebe wavuma ukusiqoma imali. Ubani ongakwenzi, kodwa kungani engazivikele? Noma ngabe ubachazela kangaki abantu ngobungozi bokulalana okungavikelekile nomuntu othandana naye nje, bayaphinda futhi! Ngokwami ngihlale ngiphethe amakhondomu, abantu besifazane bavame ukuba nawo uma bethanda ucansi!
Amavidiyo ahlobene
I-Holy Shit, i-asshole ethile! Ungafaka odikhi ababili lapho, hhayi nje udikhi! Lelo tshwele liyakwazi ukwenza izethameli zihambe. Ngaso sonke isikhathi lapho ecwila, kuba ishothi yesidoda esivela kumbukeli ngemuva kwemonitha. Amakhulu ngisho nezinkulungwane zama-studs abukela lokhu kusakazwa. Mina ngokwami amabhola ami afika engquzeni yami futhi ngicela ukudedelwa embotsheni yalesi sidoda. Futhi unomzimba omuhle, futhi! Ngingathanda ukukhotha izindebe zakhe phakathi kwemilenze yakhe. Yilokho okushiwo ukuthola izimvemvane esiswini sakho lapho idick yakho ifika ku-ribcage yakhe!